I Want a Motorcycle

This morning, I was driving Katie to work and mumbled/sighed, “I really want a motorcycle.”

Katie: “Really? I didn’t know that.”

(this is not news)

Me: “You didn’t? Yeah, I’ve wanted one a l-o-n-g time.”

Katie: “Well, I’m living in Pretend World right now.”

…later, I’m dropping her off…

Katie: “I don’t know why I thought a sweater vest was a good idea. I’m burning up.”

Me: “Well, in Pretend World it’s very cold.”

Katie: (shutting door) “See you later, Matthew McConaughey”

Pretty funny. But, in pretend world, this exists (yes, that’s him and he’s riding one of those).

I really want a motorcycle.

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Favorite Things Friday

There’s several other things I’d love to write about today, but it’s Friday…the day I decide to shove some opinions down your collective throats. However, since it’s been a year since I’ve done a Favorite Things post…well, let’s just say I’m a tad overstocked on some things, so let’s stop the typin’ and get to the hypin’.

THE DAYLIGHTS — it’s just impossible for me to express how I feel about The Daylights. Sure, they were groomsmen in my wedding. Sure, I’ve hyped them here before. They’re new single is called “Rogue Machine” (honestly, who writes songs called “rogue machine” anymore?) and is brilliant, as is Walter May’s video for the song.

Ok…one more. Not a more inspirational song out there. “Weapons” makes me cry, for so many reasons, but probably mostly because they sang it at a friend’s memorial. But honestly, it made me cry before that too.

Weapons by THE DAYLIGHTS – 09.14.10. (click the song to listen)

IRONIC PARENTING HIP HOP — I love creativity. I love absurdity. I love creative absurdity…and funny ridiculousness. These videos are all of that times a million. The first one was don’t by Church on the Move in Tulsa, OK for Father’s Day and the second one was done for the Toyota Sienna.

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL – No words. Just awe. I really hope this is real.

Until Monday, y’all be good.

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Sweet Dreams are NOT made of this

Honestly. Where does this stuff come from? It baffles me. It makes me laugh. It makes Katie think there’s something really wrong with me. I’m just gonna put it “out there” and let you decide for yourself.

Two nights ago, I had an extremely long and complicated dream. Here are the final few minutes of it:

(Before you read further, it might help to know that I was a guitar tech for Tim McGraw in 2001 and Kenny Chesney was the tour’s opening act)

At some point I’m walking through Vanderbilt’s campus and Tim McGraw is doing a show. He’s singing “With a Little Help From My Friends” by the Beatles. He throws a lump of cookie dough to me, which I catch and realize it’s my turn to start singing, so I do. Flash forward and I’m walking off stage with him and Kenny Chesney. Next we’re at Kenny’s house in his den and I climb up several random objects along the wall and sit on top of a mounted bull’s head about 25 feet up near the ceiling. It’s attached to a bungee cord and I begin swinging around the place, sort of a cross between repelling, bungee jumping, and bull riding (I’m swinging my arm around like a bull rider). I come down, Tim and I decide to leave and walk outside. Lots of police blue lights around and I’m hearing the sounds of people getting beat up. I realize it’s hippie college kids beating the cops. They spot Tim and yell, “It’s Tim McGraw! Get him!” I start yelling for Tim to get up, but then I hear “That’s Randy Williams. He told the police about the beatings! GET HIM!!”

Then I woke up.

Truth. Absolutely.

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Hello (again) World…

I’m not one to repeat myself.

Wow. Look at that: a lie in the first five words. I had higher hopes for this blog re-introduction. I was planning on something a bit more poignant and introspective. What came out, though, was a lie. The truth is, I AM one to repeat myself. Just last night I said to Katie, “I know I’ve told you the story about such and such, but can I tell it again? It’s so funny.” I love stories. I also love how kids will say, immediately after a story is finished, “read it again.” Some of Katie and my stories have gotten to the point of absurdity now, we’ve told them so many times. That’s because there’s something in the retelling: events line up, facts shape up, new details emerge (or are invented). Before you even realize it, the retold story has a life of it’s own, usually outdoing the actual event for hilarity, drama, and tension.

“Truth or poetry?” Katie’s incredible grandmother Muzzy usually asks this after someone has complimented her more, let’s say, effusively, than she feels is necessary. She’s basically asking, “is it true or are you saying it just to make me feel good.” Fact or fiction. I think both are valid. Sometimes the truth is appropriate, sometimes a little fluff around the edges…well, it takes the edge off.

In other words: Lies. So there. I said it. That’s what you should come to expect from this blog rebirth: truth AND poetry.

One slight disclaimer: the visual aspect of this site will be changing pretty often as I narrow down things like colors, fonts, styles, etc. If you’re new here, feel free to look back at the older stuff (archived to the right). I can’t promise that all the links will work or that photos/videos will show up correctly (changing from Typepad to WordPress requires thoughts, thoughts that I’m not getting paid to have). For now, though, I’m happy to get something new posted. Hope you like it. If you don’t, I’m not going to lose any sleep over it. Unless you’re my mom. Or Muzzy.

So…since I’m not one to repeat myself, I thought I’d go against my natural instincts and repost a few things from my very first blog post a couple of years ago. Here you go:

Isn’t it a little arrogant to (re)start a blog these days?  I mean, who am I to think that you, dear reader, would care to know about the goings-on in my little (and I mean little) world?  It just seems so—pretentious? presumptuous? precious?—that I would want to write (type?) them down.  At any rate, here we go.  There will be a little humor, some religio-philosophizing, a bit of story-telling (more lying?), and a generous portion of self-deprecation.

You may ask: Who are you?  Just the other day, a friend asked me what I would put on a resumé if I had to write one (which, thankfully I haven’t had to do since 1993).  All I could come up with was “musician, writer, and newlywed.”  I haven’t learned much from the first two, but the last one—newlywed—has already taught me enough lessons to keep this blog going for years.  Two that really stand out: 1) I am selfish, and 2) don’t buy a house without asking your wife first.  Actually, my friend Stan taught me that second one, but I learn from other’s mistakes. Never from my own.

Ok.  There’s my nutshell of an introduction.  Oh, I love puns, well-written songs, my wife’s cooking, and I don’t take myself too seriously.

Neither should you.

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Help-Portrait.com

Jeremy Cowart is a friend of mine who over the past six or seven years has become one of the most sought-after photographers, not just in Nashville, but across the country. His eye for detail and composition combined with his seemingly magic lighting and post wizardry create a signature style that's being copied by literally hundreds of photographers, amateur and professional alike. 

But. What's great about Jeremy is that he's a genuinely humble and all-around good guy. He'll be the first to tell you that he doesn't know what he's doing, but that he stumbles upon great shots. We're not fooled. He absolutely knows what he's doing, but he does chalk up some of his better photos to providence and happy-accidents. 

This fall leading into the holiday season, Jeremy is initiating what he hopes will become a movement. If there are any creative types who read this, consider joining at www.help-portrait.com.

I won't try to explain it, but rather will let Jeremy do the explaining himself.

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Favorite Things Friday

This has been an unusually difficult past few weeks for many friends of ours–deaths, tragedies, job losses, etc–so today I'm just going to lighten the mood for everyone. 

If you are/were a fan of Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre (and really, who wasn't?), then you'll be excited to know about this upcoming movie called Gentlemen Broncos. It was written and directed by Jared Hess, the writer/director of those two movies. Plus, it stars Jemaine Clement, the better half (in my opinion) of Flight of the Conchords. If you're into ridiculous parodies of ridiculous self-help gurus, then check out Clement's character, Dr. Ronald Chevalier's own website

If you can make it through the 30 commercial, the trailer follows immediately:

I'm going to get in line now for tickets. Unfortunately, there's no release date set…yet.

Have a great weekend…next week: Regular blog posts resume! 

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Favorite Things Friday

So, let’s see. It’s been a month. I honestly never meant to go this long without writing. But, alas, no one is paying me to do this so you can all get over it. All ten of you out there. See? You’re already over it. There has to be a great spiritual metaphor in here somewhere about best intentions vs. quantifiable actions…but today isn’t the day for that.  It’s Friday (again) and it’s time to kick the weekend off right. Or left.
AMOS LEE
I realize that Mr. Lee is not new news, but here in the Williams house, Katie has inexplicably become obsessed with his song, “Arms of a Woman.” I’ve always been impressed with his voice, but I always filed him away as the male Norah Jones. Plus, who knows how someone actually sings anymore with all the computer-aided correction that happens on 99% of records made these days. I hate to burst your bubble, but Taylor Swift can’t sing very well. She can write a good song and wear a dress well…but sing? Not on your life. So, when Katie and I discovered these homemade videos on YouTube, we were transfixed. The guy has deep soul. The first video is laid back, like the recording, but delicate. The second video is the same song, but greasy and with attitude–a totally different vibe, but similarly mesmerizing. Notice how his notes are effortless, coming from somewhere other than simply breath and vocal chords, beyond thought. His talent is a genuine, real gift that only comes along every so often and, unfortunately, rarely shows up on pop charts. Think Stevie Wonder, Alecia Keys, Al Green, Jeff Buckley, and Merle Haggard. Old soul, brewing up from hidden places. They all have (had) it. So does Amos Lee.

SURPRISE WEDDING ENTRANCES
I love this kind of stuff. Try not to enjoy it. Try not to actually feel like those in attendence. Go on. Try.

MOVING
Ok. That one is sort of a joke. I don’t like moving. We’re moving this week from our cute downtown cottage to a nicer, newer condo a mile away. Yes, we’re leaving the creaky old house (and requisite spiders and poor insulation) for new digs. I love the process of going through our stuff and throwing and giving away things that take up space. It’s incredibly therapeutic to simplify and streamline your possessions. Anybody want 10 years of old SPIN magazines?
PUNS
If you know me, you know I love puns. This morning I asked Katie what would happen if such-and-such happened. She said, “I’d have a cow.” I said, “Don’t do that because then our first child would be a cow.” With zero delay she said, “But we could name her Moo-lissa.” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yessssss!
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Favorite Things Friday

It's been a few weeks since the previous FTF and I've come across some great things in that time…but I won't bore you with all the mindless details. Let me, however, let you know about one of my LEAST favorite things these days: Aer Lingus. What is that, you say? Sounds like some airborne fungus doesn't it? Well, it sort of is. Aer Lingus (or Air Fungus to the Brits) is an Ireland-based airline that lost six (SIX!) of our guitars last week while we were in Europe. Not only did they lose them, but they did nothing to find them. Thankfully a kind employee at British Airways did some legwork for us at London Heathrow airport and found them in Aer Lingus' possession with no destination tags anywhere to be found on them. So…a big YAY to British Airways and a big BOO to Aer Lingus.

Now, on to the favorites.

PORTLAND BREW's Ethiopian High Priest Blend – My favorite coffee. Yeah, I know I talk about coffee quite a bit from time to time here. But, this is the mack daddy, the smoothest, the ultimate cup o' joe. Portland Brew is my favorite coffee joint in Nashville (but we desperately need one in Franklin!). In fact, if you look up and to the left at the photo under the ABOUT section of this blog, that picture was taken at PB of one of their more masterful latte creations. They do coffee/espresso right and the Ethiopian High Priest is a blend of African, South American, and Indonesian beans that is smooth as silk, and dark as an African night. It's also their best seller. I'm sipping some at this very moment.

Palm-pre The PALM PRE – Yeah, yeah. I know. The new iPhones are out. I love 'em and I want one. But it just doesn't make sense for me to get one for several reasons. I got the next best thing. And you know what? I LOVE it! The only thing it's lacking compared to the iPhone is Apple's App Store. The Pre only has a few dozen apps available at the moment, but there are hundreds in the pipeline. The Pre is sleek, fast, small, and is incredibly intuitive when it comes to syncing with your calendar, iTunes, mail, etc. Believe it or not, there are a few things it does better than the iPhone. First, it's with Sprint, not AT&T. Second, it has a real keyboard, not a sketchy at best software-based keyboard. Third, it's smaller. Fourth, your $7/month insurance covers it. Fifth, no need for a separate, proprietary phone plan for it. My $94/month (unlimited everything) is all I need. Sixth, you can leave multiple programs open and switch between them…while on a phone call. Plus it has all the other goodies: GPS, WiFi, full web browsing, universal search, cut/paste, multi-touch screen, etc. Phones are NOT just phones anymore.

PROGUITARSHOP.COM – I'm not really expecting many of you to care about this, but whenever I'm looking for a new piece of guitar equipment, this is my first stop. They have a YouTube channel with over 400 video demos of guitars, amps, and effects. The videos are bare-bones simple but do an amazing job showing the products without falling into hyperbole or over-promotion (which is what I'm doing here). If you're looking for gear, begin your search here. Here's one of their videos demonstrating my favorite new pedal, the Electro-Harmonix Micro POG. (that's a birthday hint)

That's all this week. It feels good to be back. Now…y'all come back.

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